Short Story: As Much Fun as a Barrel of Monkeys, by Craig Rainey
Short Story: As Much Fun as a Barrel of Monkeys by Craig Rainey He gained consciousness in the familiar confines of his apartment. He knew it was his apartment only because he could see the banister to his bedroom loft and the burgundy accent wall above him. But that was where the familiarity ended. He pulled himself to his feet. "Ow!" He played gingerly at the tender spot on the top of his head: a spot covered by hair, matted with dried blood - apparently his own. Because opening his eyes caused him pain, he squinted through narrowly separated eyelids at his surroundings. He groaned at the sight of one of his home theater speakers poking out of the screen of his 72” 4k television. His green leather sofa, loveseat, and lounger were in turn, toppled, ripped and... "What the hell is that?" he muttered, spitting out small strands of hair…or fur. As he got closer to the sofa, he identified the smeared matter on the leather upholstery as feces. Upon clo...

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